Shame on the Pen for focusing on the death of Sir John Gielgud to the exclusion of Dame Barbara Cartland. Surely the Queen of Romance, the woman who authored over 700 books during her lifetime, deserves a respectful sigh at her passing. The Pen should recognize that it was Dame Barbara who doubtlessly inspired two local authors of merit: the mysterious and much-loved Helena O'Rall, and the Gazette's own Lumpy Gaites.

Three Cheers for Red

Three Cheers for Arthur, he is our mate,
He hates the Tories, ain't that great?
Red stands for justice, hope for grannies,
Plans to upset those with nannies,
For those opposed, you must now note,
You're stuck with him--you didn't vote!

A Supporter
Ribbon Road, Lower Puckering

I would like to offer my heartfelt thanks to all those who supported my stand for Village Elder. This opportunity has given me the chance to speak out on issues of importance to the community. I hope to work with Mr. Covers in the coming months to bring peace, health and happiness to all of Puckerings' residents, both two-legged and four.

Wendy Smith
Lower Puckering

The election now being finished, we must put aside our differences and join in congratulating Mr. Arthur Covers as our Village Elder. Thank you for your support.

Nigel Morcombe
The Nook, Upper Puckering

Well, bully for Red Covers. What's this world coming to?