Hey Phil

I've been to the Idiot having a few more bevvies with my cricket mates. We're mates aren't we? Good to have mates we've been mates for a long time, long time mates. Why did you marry caroline? I mean she's great and all that and quite good looking but she's a bit - I cant spell preten-shus! I tried but I cant. Anyway she's really nice but I just thought you could do better. You need someone who brings out the fun in you because you can be a bit dull. You're not dull it's just that you need to be encouraged to have fun. Like Ann, Ann doesn't know how to have fun. Ann and I had fun I really like Ann. Why does she hate me? She's gone to London with Chester to buy a bloody painting. I really hate Chester. He a pompous twit and he's losing his hair. He is no fun. Why won't anyone have any fun?

I think I better go now.

Simon

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