So how much are you actually worth?

Not sure who you remember from the pub crowd, few different faces now but I wondered if you were willing to put up some funds for the darts competition. Do you remember your bull finish? You should come over, I'm sure you never got any good beer in America.

I still can't see you as Lord and gentry,  you hated all that stuff, didn't you? We were going to come and visit you in the States, but I guess that's out now. To be honest Carolyn wasn't keen on coming to Washington, what with all those murders, but I thought that maybe we could have driven down to Florida for the weekend, and seen the Baywatch crowd! We took the caravan and went to the South of France last summer. Those European women are amazing, knockers all over the place. We went with a bloke from work whose wife Carolyn knows from her job. It's nice if the wives get on, isn't it?

If you come back this way you're welcome to have a Sunday dinner with us. Maybe we could get in a swift one at the Coach beforehand and throw a few arrows! Hope to see you soon.

Phil

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