Bloody Hell.

Dad's here as you knew. I had NO IDEA he was coming. He turned up with a suitcase for a short visit (doesn't want to impose) and shows no sign of leaving. It's already been three days. Shirley is fussing over him, and Ann thinks he is 'quite sweet'. I think he is a miserable old buzzard. All he's said to me is 'Why is the TV reception so bad?' and 'Why is it so cold in the house?' He makes Scrooge look like he should be hosting the Teletubbies.

I knew something bad would happen when I won this money. There is balance in the Cosmos.

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