Greetings from the firm of McBeal, Cage and Thomas.

Rest assured we are on your case. Our office works so closely together as a team, it's almost incestuous. Believe me we'll be with you all the way, like a marriage, or more fun, like an affair.

You have clear legal title to the fund. We will be seeking an immediate release of   the next installment and punitive damages. Threat of punishment is what we want to get them moving, a legal spanking! Of course, they are bureaucrats, they may like it.

So relax, go get a drink, we'll look after you.

Philip Cage

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