Greetings from the firm of McBeal, Cage and Thomas.
Little problem, no biggie, but they don't want to release any of the money. Evidently it's gone. 'Sly' Jackson stuffed half up a Vegas showgirl's panties and drank the rest. Not your concern. They owe, they'll pay. Otherwise we get no money, and where's the fun in that? If necessary I could go to Vegas and look up girl's panties myself. Joking.
To cool us down, they've offered a low interest loan. Can you believe the nerve?
Stay with us, court date coming.
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