To: Philip Porkridge, Chief Boring Person Stoney Grove Trust
From: Simon Tinsley: Executive Director, Stoney Grove Trust

Rather than send me an email while don’t you lean out of your window and shout, you daft pillock! Let’s grab our coats and head to the Idiot for lunch. We can discuss ‘the aforementioned items’ there. If we talk over lunch do we get the beers as deductible?