To: Simon Tinsley, Executive Director, Stoney Grove Trust
From: Philip Porkridge, Chief Accountant, Stoney Grove Trust

OK on the 'you know what.' Mums the word, though that's kind of a funny saying considering your Mother. No offence.

I guess I could play cricket this weekend. Not sure if I have any white trousers though - can I  wear  tracksuit bottoms? Obviously I can find a white shirt. Does Morecombe know that I'm more of a batsman than bowler? Not sure that my slow dinkers are ready for a real outing.

Yes, I'll play!

Phil