Amy,

Everything is falling apart! Simon is being held hostage by former Soviet hit men in the Arctic, and middle-aged women are sending him e-personals through something called LoverLinks. My flakey cousin and former bridesmaid Janey has run off to Yosemite with some man she just met and doesn’t think she’ll be back in time to come to the wedding, and the church is full of some wood-crunching insects that may mean we’re in danger of having the whole roof come crashing down on our heads when we say "I Do." Chester is gleefully crawling around the basement of Stoney Grove now hoping to find the same bugs in our house, so that he can heroically save us by timely fumigation. Help me!

Ann


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