To: Philip Porkridge, Chief Accountant, Stoney Grove Trust
From: Simon Tinsley, Executive Director, Stoney Grove Trust

Blimey, what a couple of weeks. Sometimes you just need to write down your thoughts, don't you? So I'm sending a note to my best man, officially telling him, in writing, that the wedding is August 11, 2001 in the Upper Puckering church and don't forget the ring.

Actually I'm glad it's settled. Nice to think of Ann and I together, forever and things getting back to normal. But I guess we'll have to put up with months more insanity before we get there. As if the wedding arrangements weren't enough I'm feeling like an extra in my own home, the film people are just taking over. Maybe we should slip away for a few days, just the two of us for a pre-bachelor party. Let the women organize things.

We should bring Frank! Can you believe him? I mean he looks like a good wind would knock him over, he's got that earnest thing going and his hair's everywhere. Yet somehow, not only is he seemingly doing the horizontal mambo with the production assistant girl (who's really quite tasty), but he's got Suzanne bloody Toussand coming over for tea and she won't even give me the time of day. I really don't understand women.

Anyway put what you like in your speech, the only thing off limits is our stag party!

Simon

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