Dear Ann,

I’m sorry I left so abruptly. After the green door fiasco, I couldn’t face another day watching that film crew destroy the house. Not that I’m blaming you; I think we all know who invited them here. Still, I’ve thought a lot about it, and decided that my place is with you. If I can help in any small way, I am only too happy to do so. 

I remain,

Yours faithfully,

Chester Vyse