Sorry about the frogs. Your little chap was doing well, but I think the stress got to him. Understand your desire for a little less erotic challenges. They’ve dropped the snails anyway and, between you and me, the punters are not too keen on the goldfish racing. Personally, I don’t think there’s the emotional involvement. One goldfish pretty much looks like another, doesn’t it? Anyway might have something a bit more brainy for you. William Hill are doing a line on Hillary for President, which, since you lived there and all, you should have a good inside track on. If politics isn't your thing we can go entertainment. Fancy a flutter on Hugh Grant being Nicole Kidman's next hubby? I can give you a line on that too.

If you want to stay with sport I've got Darts, Snooker and Gaelic football on the books.

Let me know how you want to proceed.

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