Look what I got as email:

"Minister Charles Simpson has the power to make you a LEGALLY ORDAINED MINISTER within 48 hours!!!!

BE ORDAINED NOW!
As a minister, you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church!!

WEDDINGS
MARRY your BROTHER, SISTER, or your BEST FRIEND!!"

Amazing, isn’t it? Does that apply here? I was wondering if we could save a bob or two and do the wedding ourselves. Actually, I was worried you might forget now that you have other things on you mind – nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Sorry, shouldn’t be disrespectful to a vicar.

When the ad says "marry your brother, sister or best friend" do you think he means perform the ceremony or actually marry your brother? I’m sure that’s still illegal here. I tell you we get all sorts of junk emails now. One day I got an ad telling me I could lose 6-8 inches and another telling me how to add four!

Hope all is going well

Simon