To: Philip Porkridge, Chief Accountant, Stoney Grove Trust
From: Simon Tinsley, Executive Director, Stoney Grove Trust

I found a web site called flirt power that has some chat up lines for Dad. Be careful though. Some of these are NOT for those under 18!

I know we’re not 'out there' any more, but Ann said I should try and get Dad to move on from his divorce. She thinks he should be dating. I think she’s nuts. Who’d go out with a miserable old git like him? Still, I thought I’d do some research. Some of the chat up lines are classics. How about "Are those space pants? Cuz your bum is out of this world!" Wish I’d known that one! Though I don’t think "I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good" would work too well, unless women really do go for honesty!

What did you use with Caroline?

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