Puckering Classifieds

Episode 12


Cuppa with Shirley

Ann's Desk

Simon's E-mail

Puckering Gazette For Sale For Sale
For sale. Tea Bags. I have never thrown away a tea bag. Some unusual brands included. Some may still be usable. Call T.Potts 383232
Glad Rags. Buy and Sell second hand clothing.  Jenny, Lower Puckering High Street
Books, Books, Books! The Upper Puckering  Literary Society is hosting their annual Book Sale from 24 September -27 September, Church Hall. Hard and soft cover, all topics.
Stuffed penguin (dead). Will take any offer. Black and White. Call Auntie Mary 555377
Possible Dr. Who original episode for sale from 1964. "Dr Who and the Fish Man." Price reduction on life size Jabba The Hut (we need the space).  Contact Yoda at 356766
Silken Treasures.  The finest in ladies' lingerie, hosiery and other feminine accessories. Come in now for the best prices of the year. We specialize in Victoriana.
Try the Classified for all your business needs.
In Olde Things Forgotten. English pottery a specialty. Come to buy or just pop in for a cuppa! This week  purchase a flow Mulberry plate in reasonable condition (go to eBay). Shirley Johnson, Upper Puckering High Street.
Clothes and Accessories. Authentic 70's clothes a specialty. For Sale at 'Fashion Relief ' in High Street.
Lost and Found  Puckering Gazette Lost and Found
FOUND in my garden large talkative parrot. Please claim immediately as he spends all day screaming obscenities at me.
Call 342872
LOST--Large tabby cat, Nelson. One eye. Ran off last Wednesday.  Please call soon 321145
Puckering Gazette Help Wanted  Help Wanted
Assistant librarian wanted part-time at the Upper Puckering Community Library.  Call K. Crowder-Switts 367895
Flowers needed, also Weeds (if you know what I mean). Contact  S. Parcher 345505.
Co-ordinator for next year's best village competition needed. Let's put our best foot forward. Contact N. Morcombe

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Puckering Gazette HelpHelp Available
I have five adorable kittens for adoption. All colours. Also available for pet sitting. Also TLC for your pet. Call Wendy 503332.
Don't go out on a limb with tree problems.  Call "A Cut Above" for pruning and removals.   Now through October 20, wood lot clearances at reduced rates. Get rid of the forest so you can see the trees.
Pests got you down?  Call The Grim Reaper at 345117. 
Web design--personal, business, academic.  Reasonable rates.  Contact stoney@stoneygrove.com.
AnnouncementsPuckering Gazette Announcements
Try  The Nun's Habit at the  Village Idiot and help a good cause. Good food and darts available.
Puckering youth group. Most young people welcome. Church Hall Tuesdays and Thursdays.
New in town? Singles night at the Bell. Wednesday.
To advertise in the Classifieds Contact Nigel Twicks